10.5.07

The.Devil.In.Us.


As I was riding my bike home late last night through a deserted downtown parking lot, I started to hear the faint, but instantly recognizable rhthym of classic, old-school electro. As the sound grew louder, I began to see a woman pushing a wheelchair which contained her clothes and a mid-sized boom box. Realizing what was happening, I stopped my bike and watched as the woman danced her ass off to the blasting electro, literally leaning over and swaying her enormous ass from side to side, no doubt completely and utterly fucked on drugs. As each break dropped in the song, she'd yell "Owwwwwwww, Yeeeeeeeyaaaaaay." No shit.

Egyptian Lover - And My Beat Goes Boom
Shannon - Let The Music Play
Grand Master Flash & Melle Mel - White Lines (Don't Do It)